Anonymous

do you honestly think your cute? you look like a fat fail of a hipster its gross!

I don’t think I’m cute, anon. 

I KNOW I’m cute. 

Wait, I scrolled by this and had another thought, anon: Being a hipster is not something to actually aspire to, so thanks. <3 <3 <3

Anonymous

you look really great, love your style

Aw, thank you so much, anon! 

IT’S NOT SEW SIMPLE

Top: Tilly’s via Amazon

Skirt, Belt: Thrifted @ Goodwill

Necklace: Travelling vendor

Earrings: Theater department sale

Mocs: Minnetonka

I got dressed today and promised myself I would go do something fun. 

…I didn’t leave this house. So I’ll view this post as a way to show off my handiwork  I fixed my top! Sort of!

http://thrift-a-rama.blogspot.com/2013/05/not-sew-simple.html

thriftorama:

I cannot say I love this outfit. I got dressed fast and didn’t really have time to think about it. 

I thought this shirt had promise, but like. Eh. I like the weird print, but it’s a shapeless and ugly t-shirt. Dunno. Free bin stuff. I was under the impression that people kept thinking I was much older than I am when they couldn’t see my face. (Not to prioritize youth, but I am 18 and would like to be perceived as such.) I’ve had it for months and this is the first time I’ve worn it. What do you think?

Hi, andrewlangston. You don’t have an ask box, so:

You post almost entirely porn, and I don’t want to be on your blog. There’s nothing wrong with porn, but these pictures of me and my outfit are not in the least pornographic and I really, really don’t appreciate being reblogged as if they are. I’d appreciate it if you removed my post from your blog!

(and if you don’t, I’ll come to your house and cut your testicles off!)

You did it, friend! You said the right thing! 

I love you! <3 

(No really my friends are cool and I love them.)

(Particularly this one.)

(She’s an angel.)

I hardly ever do art things anymore, but I occasionally doodle pictures of myself. I’m posting this in an attempt to make up for what seems like a lack of outfit posts lately.

(Ah, and most humbly, I called myself rad.)

Anonymous

why dont you shave your armpits? ugh i wanna follow you but that shit is gross.

Because I don’t have to. <3 <3 <3 <3

I don’t want you to follow me if you’re seriously bothered by occasional pit hair. <3 <3 <3 <3

Go away. <3 <3 <3 <3

I hope you step on a lego. <3 <3 <3 <3

HELP ME!

I took a serious gamble on this weird thing from Amazon. It’s a…crop top? Longline bra that’s shitty? I dunno. I liked it so much, and while the XL was purported to be my size, a review warned me that it run small. But it was sold out in XXL!

And indeed it does! The band is a little tight, but the real problem is the chest. Like, wow. I’ve never encountered an XL with such a proportionally tight chest. Damn. But um…even though I’m practically spilling out of it, I feel like it looks cute??? And I have been losing some weight with this exercise thing I’m doing. I’ll probably lose a little more?

Help me? Should I keep it? (I know the pictures are horrid, but I was too lazy to go anywhere other than my poorly lit bathroom.)

I ordered these today. I’m gonna look damn hot. 

(Thanks, dad! WOW I am a spoiled not-exactly-a-child.)

Aaaaaaand the swimming costumes. <3 There’s no question in my mind about that hot pink bikini. I love it. I don’t care if every fat chick is wearing it this summer. I’m ordering it tomorrow. 

I like the lighter pink polka dotty one, too. It’s cute. Buuuuut I’m probably not gonna buy them both. I am not rolling in the dough, and I don’t like it quite as much. Still, I’d like to collect opinions on both, so: Thoughts?

oh and by the way this is not porn and if you reblog this to your porn blog i will come to your house and cut your testicles off